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Guy1)Dude let’s go to school. Guy2)You mean hell
by It’s meeeeee September 28, 2018
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Ugh, I-I can't even...........fine.

School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.
Teacher: you need to learn division to paint a picture.
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!
by Comedic_Failure. Me October 4, 2018
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Jimmy: Why do we have to go to school?
Sarah: It's a necessary evil, Jimmy.
by Sheepish_ October 8, 2018
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A place that you have to go to.

Do you want to end up on the streets? No! Well, I hope not.

Just go there and try to get decent grades, you won't regret it.

If you were coming to see something like: UMGGGGG SKOOL SUCKS MUH BIG DICK UHHH HEIL STALIN, then you're out of luck.
School is like medication, you have to take it.
by Shrektaculous October 14, 2018
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School for 12 years,college for 4 years and then you work until you DIE
Teacher: Ok class, now time to go get a job I mean, you already finished SCHOOL
Me:are you frickin' kidding me?!?
by I have school-_- October 15, 2018
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You: *wakes up from desk nap and looks at light* “I-is this heaven?”

Some stupid person beside you: “no it’s school”

You: *actually dies*
by OtterlyEmusing October 16, 2018
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A place where all ur nightmares come true aka hell
ASHLEY: I have to go to school ugh.
BILLYBOB: Sucks for u I have Columbus Day offffff yeet!
by 0ne ugly p0tat0 October 18, 2018
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