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Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.
The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.
by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011
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Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.
Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!
by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009
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Nerf Salad

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad
by TrueGangsta94 September 10, 2010
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Salabajzer

bosnian word meaning jackoff or loser
Naser : Vidi onih salabajzera. (Look At those jackoffs)
Group of kids : WTF is that foreigner saying ?!
by Sadik Begic August 10, 2007
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sadsa

a foamy substance in which is rather red and yet still forms stiff bubbly peeks. typically not eaten unless you have no other choice.
dude i was so hungry this morning i ate some sadsa
by the one they call moe February 16, 2008
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salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.
by stillborndesires April 7, 2005
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Tossin' Salad

He tossed a lot of salads in prison.
by big hedd September 16, 2003
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