Salad Smoker

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

by retarded salad February 11, 2021

thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.

While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.

by Kevitar March 1, 2020

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.

Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!

by tbelllanc October 31, 2017

Salad Cover

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).

Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.

by kenny chezney April 15, 2022

sink salad

Colourful detritus left in the sink strainer after the washing the dishes.

"Dude, that chilli con carne sink salad is super bling, yo!"

by phacochoerus April 25, 2021