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Manila-ROAST

When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).
New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป โš•๏ธ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ต

Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป โš•๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ "

๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒŽ ๐ŸŒ - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST
by Manila5 June 24, 2022
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roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022
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Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup
That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now
by TheWizdum September 7, 2022
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Roast

A roast can be defined as a well timed and smart comeback to an insult or diss that is not too off-topic and usually emotionally hurts the perpetrator
Person 2: I threw a frisbee and it came back and hit me
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches donโ€™t ask they listen (Roast)
by Tetrisandlemonade00 April 22, 2022
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Roasting jasmin day

Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day
by Oh my mu April 29, 2022
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Roasting

1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.

2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.

3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
by murderous moth May 2, 2022
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ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 9, 2022
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