Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

Pussy Wookie

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"

Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....

by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015

Pubix

A grocery store for adult men, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket

Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.

by gregben March 25, 2017

Punkaplex

It's any organism that engages in fuck shit but does it in such a boss way that the fuck shit is negated. Punka represents the fuck shit within us and plex represents the boss.

Steve: I heard John fucked his best friend's girl

Will: Really? No way!

Steve: But shit that man a punkaplex cause she paid him to do it.

Will: Oh shit, true.

by OliBooker132 January 2, 2018

Pull a Jason Rothenberg

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.

Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg

by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018

purgeturbed

The act of being so mad that you call on a purge. This is found in the great series called Mianite.

Tom: Sparklez, did you just push me of the cliff?
Sparklez: Yes I did Tom, what're you going to do about it? Are you purgeturbed?
Tucker & Sonja: Ooooooo
Tom: I hate you all.

by HazardAuthor February 24, 2019

Puncherello

Puncherello, named after officer John Poncherello, from the TV show CHIPS, is a game played while driving; requires two or more players. Object of game is to spot a police vehicle before other players do. First player to see a police vehicle and yell, " PUNCHERELLO" wins. Winner is rewarded by punching all other players on the arm. Game is continuous, never ends. Improves players skills of staying alert, aware, and on-the-lookout, for law enforcement. Multiple cop cruisers count for multiple punches. Police motorcycles, helicopters, horseback, and cyclists count, as well. Any player making a false or mistaken "Puncherello" will receive double the punches from all players. Yelling Puncherello while being pulled over by the police is an instant 20 punch win.

Puncherello is an awesome game; it keeps me aware of pigs, in the area. I stash my illegal items, punch my passenger, and make a quick getaway, before the pigs spot me. It is a win-win!

by Black History Month May 12, 2019