polish invasion

When you pee in your partner's mouth instead of ejaculating

Dude, i polish invasioned Amanda last night and she couldn't tell the difference!

by DumpiesDumpTruck November 16, 2017

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017

Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.

My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.

by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018

polish disco

Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.

Guy1: Hey do you want to do something tonight?
Guy2: Sure, let's go to polish disco

by viktorgino June 11, 2018

Polishtician

1) A politician that gets his knob or cock polished by a woman other than his spouse, while holding public office. He is often a womanizer and may use his political standing and influence to achieve the desired tugjob or handjob.

2) A male who is considered an expert in manipulating women into polishing his knob or giving him handjobs.

1) Some of the most skilled and well known polishticians of our time are Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer and Donald Trump.

2) Tom gets so many handjobs. He’s by far the best polishtician I know. God bless him!

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor April 3, 2018

Polish Tuxedo

A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.

Sasha: hey misha, I see you're wearing your polish tuxedo, what's the occasion?

by BigHaaan July 16, 2018

Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.

“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace

by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018