Phone Eating

Putting your phone into your mouth while trying to perform another task.

Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.

Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.

by wmspaceman August 2, 2009

phone twins

Two friends who own the same phone. Usually after one of the two has owned it for a while.

Have you seen Antonio's Omnia phone? Yeah Michelle has one too. Oh so they're phone twins.

by Antono January 26, 2009

toasty phone

Calling people while under the influence of marijuana. The weed version of drunk dialing.

person 1) Heyyyy! I love you!
person 2) Are you baked?
person 1) *laughter*
Person 2) God, you always Toasty phone me!

by chEmily July 2, 2007

Phone Bar

The act of making phone calls to random people in your cell phone when you are at the bar, driving home from the bar, or when you get home from the bar. These phone calls are made while heavily intoxicated. More times than not, these calls are not remembered until you check your call log the next morning or when you are reminded by a friend or by the person you called.

Phone Bar can also apply to text messaging under the influence of alcohol.

Dude, you were wasted last night. You must have phone bar-ed every girl in your cell.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

Sell phone

A cell phone a person buys, initially with the intention of using it, but which ends up being sold within the month for drugs, etc., and which leads to a cycle of purchasing such phones

"He said he needed $80 for a cell phone, but he ended up selling the phone within a week to pay back a dealer. I guess he thought it was a sell phone."

by mercurywoodrose August 31, 2012

Phone Jedi

Verb (usually inding in ING)
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.

I picked up my co-workers phone to find that my boss was calling her about something. He said something dumb and I didn't want to hear it, so I phone jedi-ed him until he hung up.

by phone jedi September 22, 2011

Phone Queer

The act of talking on the phone with a female while hanging out with the guys. Usually happens on a guy night out. And its not just one call to check in. Its countless disappearing outside to make phone calls. Usually ends with said Phone Queer guy getting his feelings hurt since he is spending time with his phone and not drinking. Usually the most sober of the bunch. Basically a pussy.

The guy who is always on the phone with his girl while hanging out with his buddies. Yeah, he's the guy who is outside talking all quiet and sweet to his woman. Like he's making love to it. Fucking phone queer!

by kurleedaddee August 3, 2010