Crotch pheasant

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached

"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....

by DP9000 April 16, 2008

Phelps

Taking a picture of someone engaging in regretful acts and then publishing them.

"Don't Phelps me, Bro"

by idotmyi February 5, 2009

Pheasant

A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.

I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.

Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.

Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.

by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017

Phelopiandude

A guy that is both popular with the ladies and quite sexest.

"Hey did you see that phelopian dude riding around with those three girls"?

by ChadC. March 12, 2003

Phewth

Phew!

Black Man 1: Nigga I think we lost them police that was chasin us.

Black Man 2: Phewth!

by zxcvbnm,aqsdfghjkl;swdfghjklwe September 26, 2008

Phelp

to cough into a bong, shooting the weed and bongwater out the stem.

Michael phelped a huge bong hit onto the couch

by Ragnaar February 3, 2009

paper-phernalia

The cluster of paper napkins left on the table after eating a messy meal.

The waiter should have cleaned up my paper-phernalia when he picked up my plate.

by Jillian Craig July 11, 2007