People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.

Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

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white people

monkeys
cheeky monkeys
little monkeys

"I had some white people over to my house for dinner. NEVER. AGAIN. I will never do that shit again. I don't know what I was thinking."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

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Poodle people

The real power behind many an empire.

The poodle girl was the real power behind the ancient empire. Don't underestimate the poodle people or bad things will happen to you.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

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ahmed people

another way of describing people from east Africa or of Somalian decent. Ahmed is a common name for people of east African decent of Somalian heritage

Brad: i was hanging with my boy hamza yesterday, he's from east africa
Bryan: wow so he's Ahmed people? thats nice

by pocksocket March 30, 2021

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cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.

I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.

by kelsiecole December 29, 2020

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