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Heterosexual Male Panic 

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*
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Pop Culture Paganism 

Pop Culture Paganism, also referred to as PCP at times, is a practice where someone believes in pop culture figures as deities, egregore, spirts, forces, beings one may fallow in a pagan belief/practice.
Yes I practice Pop Culture Paganism, no I won't explain it, I just want to be left alone.

Religious Existential Panic 

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

Sinaloa pulido paining press 

A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert
Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.
"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"