Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.

This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.

by Bapper69 February 01, 2018

pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich December 28, 2015

pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission

Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!

by BrianTheCornGuy November 17, 2023

running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.

"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."

by papamurph43 April 06, 2017

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021