Hotest MILF EVER!!!! she is kinda loose but u know its all good ... if anyone wants to get a hold of her ... shes probobly everynigth at seb's house or jordans
by Colonel BY fisting Team April 20, 2005
Get the gobi's mommug. A crazy bitch with no job who does nothing but watch TV, bitch, and eat. She spends about 12 hours of her day in front of the TV, and the rest sleeping. She manages to con her new husband into giving her whatever she wants, and does everything she can to make living in that particular house a living hell.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
by Joexi May 23, 2011
Get the Step mommug. 2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.
by Cory October 24, 2004
Get the security mommug. Milf('s) who drive high quality Porsche('s).
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.
"Ugh, that Porsche mom is *so* hot.. "
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"
by Walker S. September 29, 2010
Get the Porsche Mommug. by The Tomb January 24, 2008
Get the your mommug. I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about
by rottenmeat April 22, 2018
Get the hey mommug. by coldcheese March 22, 2004
Get the soccer momsmug.