Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.
Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.
by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024
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The Gold Pill

Similar to the Red Pill, but with the major difference being that instead of accepting right-wing ideology, you accept libertarian/anarcho-capitalist ideology.
"So I've been reading a lot of Rothbard and Hoppe lately. I am becoming increasingly more anarcho-capitalist. I took The Gold Pill."
by Cynical Corgi December 13, 2024
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Delulu pills

Pills you take when you are delulu, or fantisizing with idols
Don’t forget to take your delulu pills!”
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Based and Stuart Pilled

This term is used to say something is beyond cool. Not only is it based but it has hit “Stuart” levels (Coolness related to characters with that name) like Stuart little or David Stuart
“Man, that guy was based and Stuart pilled
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Brain Pills

Doesn't make you smarter. You're still a nimrod its just that you think stupid faster
Me: Hey dude I just took some Brain Pills.

Bob: Wow you're stupid faster
by lucasjsl January 25, 2020
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Pet Pilled

Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”

Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:

Bratty behavior when denied attention

Barking/meowing in voice chats

Curling up on people they like

Being touch-starved but won’t admit it

Melting at praise

Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats

Going feral if ignored too long

Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
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Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
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