I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created

"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"

by MC_Escher January 25, 2024

Was and now am not

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.

Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.

I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.

by Trexplays January 15, 2022

cool now

accepted by the Yee Oldee Vegetables community :) and cool also cool

are you Cool Now?

by deety𖠌 January 6, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Something urban dictionary tells you when adding a definition

Bro All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is cool

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025