I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022

shake now bow

IShowSpeed phrase.

Guy: watches shake by IShowSpeed
IShowSpeed: shake now bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* dou bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* a@* a@* now suck that c*#@

by Poopz💩 September 30, 2022

TikTok now

The stupid new thing trying to copy BeReal.

"Dude did you see my tiktok now?"

"No who watches those I use BeReal"

by jemarcus bartholomew the iii October 20, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

Urban Dictionary is busy right now

the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number

*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now

by nlolhere January 3, 2022