A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021
by wet4nate October 02, 2019
by Nathaniel24 December 07, 2022
A person commonly associated with the lord and savior Jesus, better than lorenzo, and very awesome and is not gay and hates gay people.
by lorenzosucks March 15, 2022
Nathan Mulligan is a special person. He loves sports and Fortnite, but he also cares the absolute most about his friends and family. If you ever start crying, he will be the first one to comfort you, and he will be the first one to make you laugh. He will always be able to cheer
You up and he will always care about his friends the most. He will never hurt any of his friends purposefully, and he will make jokes with everyone around him. He will always stick up for his friends and prefers to be called Malligan over Nathan Mulligan. He blushes... A LOT... But do sent have a crush. Anyone is SUPER lucky to even have met him and even more lucky to be his friend. He is probably the nicest, most generous, most appreciative person you could have as a friend. You will never, EVER meet someone as pure hearted and amazing as Nathan Mulligan, so spend every minute you have with him like it is your last.
You up and he will always care about his friends the most. He will never hurt any of his friends purposefully, and he will make jokes with everyone around him. He will always stick up for his friends and prefers to be called Malligan over Nathan Mulligan. He blushes... A LOT... But do sent have a crush. Anyone is SUPER lucky to even have met him and even more lucky to be his friend. He is probably the nicest, most generous, most appreciative person you could have as a friend. You will never, EVER meet someone as pure hearted and amazing as Nathan Mulligan, so spend every minute you have with him like it is your last.
"Everyone hates you!" Screamed Michael.
Hannah dropped the expo marker she was holding in her hand and began to cry.
Nathan Mulligan walked in and said, "what happened?!?!?!"
"Michael said that everyone hates me." Hannah mumbled under her breath.
"WHERE IS HE?!?!" Mulligan screamed. Hannah laughed. Mulligan did always cheer her up.
Hannah dropped the expo marker she was holding in her hand and began to cry.
Nathan Mulligan walked in and said, "what happened?!?!?!"
"Michael said that everyone hates me." Hannah mumbled under her breath.
"WHERE IS HE?!?!" Mulligan screamed. Hannah laughed. Mulligan did always cheer her up.
by I’mNotRealYourImaginingThings February 07, 2019
The absolute chode king, somehow pulls negative girls and has an ego bigger that their future. Also, a Nathan Alvey somehow manages to have a dick smaller that a frog hair
by Bappbapp March 09, 2017
by consume dog 69 October 03, 2020