Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018

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Party Tit

When one tit stands out due to a nip slip, spill on the shirt, or something drawing attention towards one tit over the other.

My right tit just slipped out of my bathing suit top. That’s my party tit.

I just spilled ketchup on my shirt right on my left tit. Guess that’s my party tit.

by SnowBusiness January 21, 2019

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the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.

Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.

by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017

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sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

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tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

by HammieG January 27, 2017

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