Muddy Broomstick 

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)

"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"

Muddy Broomstick by alexb934 February 19, 2014

mundelexico

We are the island of mexicans,hispanics,latinos, and the typical white girl in its starbuck habitat. Made up of fangirls,gangs,pot whores, MEXICAN,MEXICAN, MEXICAN, drug addicts. Mundelein highschool is our government, it is a contaminated area with mexicans and mundelexico is the home of rapist, and the mundelein kidnapper. We all have the IQ worth none of ur time. So hide yo kids hide yo wife.

Holy crap no wonder they call this place mundelexico, its so ratchet here all dose mexico doe.

mundelexico by muthafuckadingding April 2, 2014

muddy boulder 

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.

What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.

muddy boulder by D-Money$ August 2, 2014

Muddy Garden 

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

Muddy Garden by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

Muddy Trunk 

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.

Got the old muddy trunk last night!

Muddy Trunk by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

Muddy trunk 

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex

I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.

Muddy trunk by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

Muddy tug 

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

Muddy tug by Marco Porno August 14, 2015