Mud Sucker

Scum horrible person who smells like old roast dinners.

Dave is such a Mud Sucker

by John Broderico February 13, 2007

mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

by lunchbox9000 August 23, 2009

Mud Duck

A female who is aware of the fact that her sole purpose of your friendship is to fuck you whenever u want.

She isn't my girlfriend, she's just a Mud Duck!!!

by Waldo the Wolf May 4, 2017

Mud Flaps

A very very very very old woman's vagina.
In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.

I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.

by stevegrebb October 26, 2007

mud hen

A term used by fuckwit racist bigots with penis envy to describe women who date black men.

Cleetus, she called you stench mouth because she's a mud hen, she only dates negros, not handsome swamp studs likes us.

by Chris, A white Guy March 27, 2005

mud squeegee

when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping

adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

mud face

When one's fake tan is so extreme it looks as if they were rolling in the mud and accumulated inches of mud on their face.

Holy Shit did you see Missy's mud face?

OMG that gal has a mud face.

by Carmen Santiago December 13, 2006