We must not fear the soccer mom for much longer, with gas prices going up they will go broke soon trying to fill up their stupid ass suv's at the gas station. As we speak these clumsy beasts are taking hairpin turns flipping over their top heavy cars and then bursting into flames. If the Soccer mom spawn have not completley self destructed themselves in the coming few months we must take action. Here are a few ways you can overcome and destory one if you come across one
-Stake through the heart
-silver bullets
-garlic
-removing or destroying the brain
-etc.
-Stake through the heart
-silver bullets
-garlic
-removing or destroying the brain
-etc.
"walking down the street"
Me: Holy shit what is that
Soccer Mom: How dare you use that foul language in front of my kids!!!!!! *Claws expand*
Me: ahhhhhhh "Machete slice"
SM: GURGLE GURGLE
Me: Holy shit what is that
Soccer Mom: How dare you use that foul language in front of my kids!!!!!! *Claws expand*
Me: ahhhhhhh "Machete slice"
SM: GURGLE GURGLE
by element547 June 17, 2009
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Total bitch.
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