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Soccer Mom

We must not fear the soccer mom for much longer, with gas prices going up they will go broke soon trying to fill up their stupid ass suv's at the gas station. As we speak these clumsy beasts are taking hairpin turns flipping over their top heavy cars and then bursting into flames. If the Soccer mom spawn have not completley self destructed themselves in the coming few months we must take action. Here are a few ways you can overcome and destory one if you come across one
-Stake through the heart
-silver bullets
-garlic
-removing or destroying the brain
-etc.
"walking down the street"

Me: Holy shit what is that

Soccer Mom: How dare you use that foul language in front of my kids!!!!!! *Claws expand*

Me: ahhhhhhh "Machete slice"

SM: GURGLE GURGLE
by element547 June 17, 2009
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mom pants

pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms ass look big and nasty
Is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!
by leRooy November 29, 2006
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gobi's mom

Hotest MILF EVER!!!! she is kinda loose but u know its all good ... if anyone wants to get a hold of her ... shes probobly everynigth at seb's house or jordans
WOW SHES HOT.
I KNOW! its gobis mom
by Colonel BY fisting Team April 20, 2005
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Step mom

A crazy bitch with no job who does nothing but watch TV, bitch, and eat. She spends about 12 hours of her day in front of the TV, and the rest sleeping. She manages to con her new husband into giving her whatever she wants, and does everything she can to make living in that particular house a living hell.

Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.

Total bitch.
Any bitch that your dad decided to live with is an example of a step mom.
by Joexi May 23, 2011
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security mom

2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.
Martha's a security mom. She thinks the war in Iraq made sense.
by Cory October 24, 2004
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Porsche Mom

Milf('s) who drive high quality Porsche('s).
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.
"Ugh, that Porsche mom is *so* hot.. "
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"
by Walker S. September 29, 2010
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hey mom

I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about
by rottenmeat April 22, 2018
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