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mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.
Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌
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mario

the best boyfriend i can ever had i llove him so much💓
“mario is the best!”
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MARIO

MARIO
MARIO
by MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO February 14, 2022
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Mario

Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.

If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
Yo, have you heared Mario's voice? It's so hot!

Be "Princess Peach" for a "Mario"
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your so mario

this means short
you god damn mario boy
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mario simp

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right
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