Jesse

A Korean boy in middle school who loves Lana del Rey. Low key a soft boy and swiftie

Person one: you like Taylor swift?
Person two: low key I’m a Jesse

by 사전 January 24, 2024

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Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.

PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!

by milbooo January 29, 2024

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Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute

He's pulling a Jesse Lees again

by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022

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Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.

Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022

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