Jeff

A man with the sucking power of a vaccum cleaner. He who can suck 6 Muller yogurts through a 2mm pipe in less than 15minutes!!!

"That Jeff loves his sambuka, vodka and Mullers"
"look at him suck"
"yeah thats the forth one he has sucked down"
"Amazeballs"

by anass udluvabitof November 27, 2012

Jeff Jarrett

one of the worlds wrost wrestler, Him and his old jack off in TNA suck. Can't wait till abyss comes to the WWE bitchs.

you fucking idots if you belive he is cool

by ~Michelle~ January 8, 2005

Jeff-E

This new rapper on youtube who is trying to get successful and hopeful get big and aslo he is half white n half Asian n has mad swag!

that kid must be like jeff-e cause he has mad swag man!

by jeff-E September 29, 2012

Jeff

One who has sexual intercourse with pandas and little girls. Is also known as pedobear.

*scoffs* That Jeff is at it again...

Hey! Get that girl away from him! She's underage!

by midnightfoxkovu May 25, 2011

Jefferson City

Home of the Hastings Crew, the baddest crew you'll ever meet. F with one of us, you've just f'd with all of us, now run along before we f you up! Apologize or bleed punk.

Hey, let's go to Jefferson City and hang out at Hastings, "Singing Sweet Home Alabama All Summer Long".

Don't screw with anyone in the Hastings parking lot in JC, they be mean as hell.

Oh snap, did you hear about what happened at Hastings last night? Yeah, these two bitches punched each other out over some douche' bag in a pu truck.

by Sheet-Disturber January 20, 2009

Dirty jeff

Performing ATM (ass to mouth) on another guy then tongue kissing for one half of an hour, then before brushing his teeth, carrying on conversation with his grandma about politics.

I pulled a dirty jeff yesterday on easter morning at grandmas house

by Dirty jim and the boys May 25, 2019

Jeff

when something is really gay, or referencing a gay person.

Yo, that Rangers game was so Jeff.

You know that faggot billy down the street?
Yeah, that bitch is so Jeff.

by CVS December 14, 2008