Skittle Person

You are a Skittle Person
by AceyBoi April 28, 2023
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Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.
"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."
by Eekmin February 14, 2014
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shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s
I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.
by Therealoat November 24, 2021
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 08, 2020
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Personal Drainer

My toilet has a leak. Better call my personal drainer
by AlloReg March 22, 2014
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Teal Person

A teal person is someone who lights up the room as soon as they enter it. They’re perfect in every way, shape, or form. They refuse to believe it, and no matter how many times you say it, they laugh it off and disagree. This person has changed your life for the better, and they never realize how much they’ve affected your life.
“Wow, Fern is such a teal person… they’ve never realized it either!”
by Fern The Zest Fest July 27, 2023
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person face

A phrase used when you are so horribly fucking bad at insulting, you decide to call someone's face a "person".
Don't be a dumbass and get better insults please.

Also, it could be used as a joke with friends, but you don't have any so oh well
Normal person: "Why are you such a cock sucking fucko, dumb whore?"

Dumb whore: "shut up, you Person Face"

Normal person: "Are you fucking high or just utterly retarded?"

Dumb whore: "Both Negger"
by Some FiggerNaggot May 10, 2017
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