Haunted bone

When you accept a booty call from someone who has previously ghosted you.

Person 1: Yeah, I know she ghosted me, but I got a booty call from her last night.

Person 2: Just be careful with that haunted bone.

by Hotwire1445 May 13, 2020

Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.

After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.

by Ben Inthar June 01, 2011

clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez

"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

by Skully the skullmeister March 09, 2010

Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

by CptSpaceManatee November 04, 2023

homework bone

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.

Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone

by Repiliptic April 04, 2016

turquoise bone

really hot pale girls with good bodies.

awhhhh yeaaa she a turquoise bone

by TurquoiseBoney March 23, 2011

Bones Jackson

Bad-ass character from the video game "Mutant League Football" and also "Mutant League Hockey." His name is a take off from Football/Baseball all-star Bo Jackson. It's also a killer indie band from Kelowna, B.C., one of the cutting-edge bands in the new "Freak Rock" genre.

"Dude, did you see the drummer from Bones Jackson? He plays like he's on speed!"

"Man, how about their lead singer, he wails like 1990s era Axl Rose."

by JoeCanada February 04, 2010