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Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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Paint

The substance you use to paint something.
Also the action used when you say you are using paint
"Hey, are you painting?"
"Yeah I'm using paint on my walls."
by Whoa. Urban Dictionary Person! February 15, 2022
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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
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party paint

when blue amogus fucked red amogus from the back, his party paint got all over him
by {{ your real name }} May 23, 2024
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Nothingburger Paint

A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.
“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.
by Julesheart November 17, 2023
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paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over
Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.
by mo40 August 12, 2012
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Paint-Gullopudos

One who gets angry when in physical contact with paint.
Carrie:Jimmie, don't be a paint-gullopudos.
Jimmie:What? I was just punching pai... oh yeah you're right.
by Taveouster May 10, 2018
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