When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.
As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.
by Necromantia August 14, 2015
While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
by Murph 001 May 02, 2008
Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0
by Carly rivers October 05, 2020
A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
by C.S.Lewis January 17, 2008
A sexual act that involves a person squatting and defecating on a glass table while another watches from below.
by MeowMeow master March 12, 2010
the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips
"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.
by Colin Rodrigo April 27, 2011
When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.
by Sisco Kid December 12, 2008