half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

by Ofbaby October 11, 2017

half-nutt

It's not a full nut, it's not a no nut. But instead... Its a half nutt. You whack off your mans semi decently and instead of cumming full on or not at all, it's a weak amount of nut. A half nutt.

Dude: Why doesn't your man cum properly?

Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.

by Mysterious Frying Pan July 17, 2019

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

half ryan

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

by mambo-p October 3, 2017

half-heads

Midlands term for pikeys of the second variety. Also carries connotations of incest.

"Look at those half-heads coming out of the Pick and Shovel. What a couple of rum customers!" Wheeze.

by Porkling July 2, 2004

half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.

Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."

by outerdrake September 19, 2016

Half Read

When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.

Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022