dutch auction

its a bit like a dutch-runner but you have to pay the person who's doing it.

Geoff: I'll pay you £5!

Fil: I'll pay you £20!

Mitch: Fair enough, Fil wins this Dutch Auction, when do we start?

by kdsjfksdd June 29, 2011

Dutch Gunman

An extreme sex act that has already taken seven lives, and is not afraid to take more.

Yo, Carl performed the new dutch gunman over his usual dirty drake and added another death to the seven before.

by sldkfjwoi3r May 1, 2011

Dutch Prince

A handsome, tall and blonde Dutch man who gives you tulips and will always protect you. Probably named Wilhelm

A dutch prince

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 8, 2021

dutch boy

To put a finger in someone's ass during sex with an incredible sense of urgency as if you were plugging a hole in a dyke.

Also known as The Plug.

Adam: Zoe sure does make a lot of noise. I could hear you guys in the living room.

Jeff: Yeah, I gave her the Dutch Boy.

Adam: Dude, on the first date?

Jeff: Yeah.

Adam: Dude.

by labelmonkey September 1, 2005

Dutch Mullet

Like a normal mullet, but in a sexual sense:

"Business up front, party in the back"

You'd think she was so innocent with those curly locks, but it turns out she's really into Dutch Mullets!

by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

Dutch Gravyboat

a buttcrack filled with liquid shit; the result of trusting the wrong fart

Frank: "Chris, that fart sounded disgusting and wet. Did you just give yourself a Dutch Gravyboat?
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."

by JD-Beanzor April 3, 2015

Pennsylvania Dutch

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022