irish

the only people who will make you feel guilty for smoking marijuana while guzzling a bottle of jack daniels. they are tough people. they could definitely kick my ass, if not physically, definitely verbally.

Oh, I'm an Irish Catholic, my religion is the best and all others suck.

Look at that "tough" Irish kid talking shit to everyone just to start a brawl.

by someonelessthananirishcatholic December 13, 2009

irish tower

When a devil's 3-way occurs with the 2 males being redheads and double high 5ing while being balls deep in the woman.

Girl 1: I heard you got Eiffel Towered last night

Lucky woman: actually they were both gingers so it was a Irish tower

by Luf On Dotz June 8, 2019

Irish Drinking Song

Any song at all.

"Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing."

"Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! Bottoms up!"

by Ja$on December 21, 2008

Irish

Irish - A group of people from the island of Ireland, that are owned by the British, want to be Italians but arent even as good as the Scottish, also these people are permadrunks that love to fight.
also have never controlled a large Empire, like the British, Romans, Mongolians
Germans or any one else... hell even the French have contributed more to the world

Those damn Irish always fighting in the bars, and arguing about soccer

by Psuedolph the red nosed pengui April 6, 2009

irish plow

when ur doing a girl doggie style and then take her legs out from under her therefore looking like a plow

dude i was doing this girl doggie and gave her the irish plow

by helton January 1, 2009

irish kegels

The act of an Irishman going out on the lash at the local pub only to realize (after too many cups of the pure) he locked himself out of his dwelling, his primary means of communication ascended to the pearly gates without so much as a farewell or Slán out of courtesy, and he has a horribly urgent need to piss but isn’t smart enough to return back to the pub. The closest petrol station open at this hour is over a kilometer away from your pub and apartment.

The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.

The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.

Seamus: Look at that buffoon, poor sod’s locked himself out.

Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.

Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.

by WoodyPooShoes September 4, 2019

Irish tiger

1. What you call someone when they talk during the middle of your backswing.
2. When you apply sunscreen but neglect portions of your legs, resulting in red and white stripes.

Having an Irish tiger in your group announces to everyone that you guys are just there to have a good time, not to play golf.

by Learjet7 July 17, 2019