Hot Hans

Defecating on a glass table while a man named Hans observes from below. Also must be performed within the borders of Germany.

You haven't lived till you've received a hot Hans. It's the best!

by Loafstyle1 July 10, 2010

Hot Zester

A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.

John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky

by Dr. Peanuts December 17, 2008

Hot Fudge

When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.

What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge

by ThotDaddy69 February 9, 2019

hot tub

When a woman is sweating intensely inside her vagina so that it forms a "lake" of sweat. The penis then stirs the sweat in a circle to push it farther down the vag.

Tom: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub

Angelique: aww man, yeah let's do this, it's so nice
Michael: nah bruv, that's gross

by FloMhmLegga November 10, 2020

Hot Thumping

When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.

My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...

by 6of1 February 27, 2009

Hot Anie

Hot steamy unwanted sex in the anus.

Richard gave out hot anie to every fellow at the party.

by Circasurviveguy1 August 23, 2011

Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.

I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.

by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019