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The Dirty Harry

For best results, you should be a dirtball and not shave your pubic hair for months, but a couple weeks will also do. Take a girl back to your place and shave your pubes off in the bathroom (before having sex). Hold the pubes in your hand when you start to have sex with the girl. To pull this off you have to start to hit it from behind. When you are ready to climax, pull out and ejaculate in her ass crack. Finally, take the pubes, that are still in your hand, and throw them into the girls ass crack. Now you have a "Dirty Harry"
I took this girl back from the bar last night and gave her The Dirty Harry to last a lifetime.
by Chip Cream November 26, 2007
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harry carry

to commit suicide (from the Japanesse expression to slice oneself open with a ritual sword. A gross simplification of the actual Japanesse expression.) Example: see the film "Harold and Maude" for an excellent demonstration by the main character, out of context
1)That guy from Brooklyn committed Harry Carry when his wife left him.

2)It was Harry Carry time when his business when under.

3)Those Japs would commit Harry Carry instead of surrendering in WWII, thinking it was a more honorable death.
by Kirk Greenfield May 16, 2006
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Hairymiers

He spells like a hairymiers...
by Germangenius February 5, 2008
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Harry Roasters

Taken from JackSpeak - Sang used by HM Royal Navy, harry roasters is the longer version of roasters which means "hot".
Lookout: It's Harry Roasters out here today.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.
by Digitalnonsense October 19, 2008
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hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.
"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"
by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009
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Hairy Feast

A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.
Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin
by HWANER July 21, 2010
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Hairy Poppins

A blowjob while getting your haircut.
The chick down at the hair salon is hot. I wouldn't mind robbin' a hairy poppins from her, even if she had scissors in her hands.
by jaburquski July 25, 2010
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