Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017

body fruit

Noun. When a person develops a strong body odor from poor hygiene or lack of bathing. Specifically refers to the genital region.

Also known as smelling 'ripe'.

Damn girl, when's the last time you showered? You smell like body fruit.

by Winniewinwinwin April 22, 2017

metrosexual fruitcake Gary

This guy from The Witcher.

Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!

by Luhl95 May 22, 2017

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

by Zevil August 29, 2017

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends

You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot

by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017