Freya

Freya is one of the nicest girls you will meet. She is smart, funny, loyal and honest. Although she can be clumsy and hurt herself often she is the strongest person you will meet. Freya’s can be sensitive so don’t say anything that might offend them. If you have a Freya in your life, make sure you treat her right because she’ll make you a lot happier!!!

Person 1: “Is that a Freya? I wish I was her friend”
Person 2 “Freya is the coolest person I’ve met”

by goatcowfanclub November 1, 2018

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Freddie Fucking Mercury

A badass diva bitch that loves to fuck with people, but is really a great person. Has an amazing voice, and will fuck anyone and everyone. Has a huge love for cats, and also kind extremely gay, and proud. I love him sm. He is the lead singer in a band named Queen. Has huge daddy vibes in the early 80's, and is a great song-writer. Came out of the closet without coming out. Okay he is a god! A legend, and he is MINE.

Friend: You're a fucking diva bitch.

Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.

FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:

Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?

Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!

Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.

Me: daMN

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

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Finger free February

Finger free February is like no nut November but for women

During February woman cannot masterbate at all

Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on

Woman 1: finger free February

by True blue Ozzie November 3, 2019

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Checking your frequency

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

by H2Toxic September 1, 2017

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Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

by Shannon December 16, 2002

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