(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)
(Great for birthday presents!)
by Captain Kev April 04, 2009
Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.
by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 19, 2003
An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
by Wazza2404 September 16, 2008
Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
(of a woman): To sleep with a man (then have breakfast afterward, hence the term) for some material gain, usually some sort of inside or confidential information not publicly known.
Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.
Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.
Atty one: Wow, how you did find out the VP of finance was skimming off the deal with the state?
Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.
Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.
by valkyriebiker October 31, 2017
A word from a Lil Wayne song: Fireman
When a women is so desperate for some cash she will even eat jizz early in the morning.
When a women is so desperate for some cash she will even eat jizz early in the morning.
Sparkly moaned as Jason came in her mouth at 6 am. As he unloaded Jason screamed CASH MONEY BREAKFAST!
by Cowbull666777 August 23, 2016
by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021