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The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
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Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023
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Akfrubeil flesh and relbjalood Outformales.
Black red blonde hair FeLBJaTiVE kind.

Akfrubeil flesh and relbjalood informales. Black red blonde hair FeLBJashe kind. Muahlonnbecrunsusex. lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbecrunsusex Akfrubeils flesh and relbjalood I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbecrunsusexy Outformales and informales felbjrative kind felbjashe kind FeLBJaTiVE kind
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 26, 2024
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Wall of flesh

Normal person: Hey, the wall of flesh is a slut.
The Cuck Crusader: DONT TALK ABOUT MISTRESS LIKE THAT!!!
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TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY

chan’s little sassy line from “comflex”, a b-side song from the “rock-star” album.
TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY
DIFFERENT NO IM UNIQUE
THATS RIGHT IM SO CLASSY
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
COMFLEX
by shinlos February 15, 2024
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bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh
Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024
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tumbling doll of flesh

Tumbling Doll Of Flesh is a Japanese movie in which a man and a woman are hired to make a pornographic film. The woman felt scared about that it would be a snuff film, so she decides to go out of there, but the producers and the man reject that idea so they knock her out and tie her
The man rapes to the woman and the director cuts her left leg and her toughe. They drug her and cut her right arm, her remaining leg and abdomen, the man has sex with her innards, he cums and the director beats him with a cleaver and stabs the poor woman. Then, the director castrated the man.

The movie ends with the director making a telephone call and the two dead bodies.
(Sorry is something is no understood, I don't speak english)

This movie isn't a snuff film
"Tumbling doll of flesh is one of that thing you should NEVER search on google"
by Matrmarteen June 11, 2024
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