Fat Smuggler 

I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.

Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.

"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."

"Dude, not really..."

"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."

"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."

"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."

"Dude, total fat smuggler..."

"Burn."

Fat Smuggler by m3plus4 May 14, 2009

Fat Tramp 

Used to describe a poverty stricken person or persons from Teeside. The tramp is uncharacteristly fat because of the amount of leftover parmo's and kebabs, found in their primary food source locations such as bins & skips, they consume. The Fat Tramp is known to drink any liquid with an alcohol content, Methanol & Glycol is a particular favourite. The Fat Tramp can be identified by ill fitting dirty tracksuit bottoms and holy dress shirt combination.

Check out that Fat Tramp, I can smell him from here. Look at his Trackies I bet there Primark rejects

Fat Tramp by Fat Tramp AFFF September 18, 2010

fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles

look at that lard arse using his fat paddles

fat paddles by madferret September 19, 2010

Fat Rage 

When a person get mad over food.

Kinda like nerd rage but with fat people and food.

Fat person: "You ate my cookies?!?!"
Normal person: "Dude, don't fat rage."

Fat Rage by Fiction. October 17, 2010

Fat Stains 

The build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing.

Aww shit, that fuckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy Fat Stains!

Fat Stains by DeathAtTheParty November 21, 2010

fat envelope 

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

fat envelope by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

fat bitch logic 

Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.

Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."

fat bitch logic by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016