Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
Get the ex-wingmanmug. A suffix used at the end of a gendered word like a job or title (typically replacing ones ending in -er or -ess) to make a gender neutral/non binary form of that word.
While many words such as actor or steward are sometimes used neutrally, the "neutral" form usually has a very male connotation to it, even if it's considered gender neutral
While many words such as actor or steward are sometimes used neutrally, the "neutral" form usually has a very male connotation to it, even if it's considered gender neutral
Examples of this being
Actor (male)/Actress(female) + -ex = Actrex(neutral)
Prince(male)/Princess(female) + -ex = Princex(neutral)
Actor (male)/Actress(female) + -ex = Actrex(neutral)
Prince(male)/Princess(female) + -ex = Princex(neutral)
by Gatewayfence March 18, 2024
Get the -exmug. someone who you never dated and never liked you but you have eternal claim over them. anyone else involved with this ex is homewrecking.
person 1: "wtf did u see marisa is talking to TWO of my ex boyfriends"
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".
by fawthy December 23, 2021
Get the exmug. by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023
Get the National Ex Daymug. When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
by DangerFinger May 2, 2015
Get the Ex-Smoker Complexmug. National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day
Jackie: Of course!
Jackie: Of course!
by angrypod147 February 2, 2022
Get the National send your ex nudes daymug.