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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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edward thatch

Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!
Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay
by Thr Doctor August 15, 2017
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estarolas

Name given by Portuguese football fans to those that support the "Three Big", Porto, Sporting and Benfica, instead of their local teams (glory hunters).
A minha cidade está cheia de estarolas.
My city is packed "estarolas".
by john1910 August 29, 2017
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esarosa

Native American; White wolf; Originated from the Comanche Tribe.
Esarosa is a simple name to understand.
by LoyalRoyalty October 4, 2017
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Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
by Jizz hands October 18, 2017
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edward stirrup hands

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017
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edward santos

EDWARD SANTOS is a awesome boy he it cute, funny, and fun to hang out with if you know an Edward than your a very lucky person Edward will be an awesome boyfriend he will always be their for you no matter what he will make the relationship last
Edward Santos is a cute, funny, awesome boyfriend
by Sour patch 1234 November 11, 2017
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