Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021

Paul Wall Drunk

To be as intoxicated as Paul "Face-Sitter" Wall. To be uncontrolably drunk, and have no sense of balance or control of your actions. To generally have no standards for women, and to really only require that her belly does not stick out further then her boobs. To repeatly scream "I'm not drunk" and other various racial slurs. To be drunk enough to scream "Piggly Wiggly" at near by police officers.

Muc: Yo J, what did you do last night?
J-Bone: Aww man, I was fucked up, I got Paul Wall Drunk!
Muc: Oh no. What did you do?
J-Bone: Got kicked out of 4 bars downtown, got in a fight, used the N word accidently twice, then met up with this girl...
Muc: How big?
J-Bone: Aww man, not that big, she passed the test.
Muc: Paul Wall Drunk. Good job.

by YoUKnoW99 April 20, 2008

sleepy drunk

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.

Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...

by shrekie<3panda April 3, 2010

one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017

Happy Drunk

A person whom one enjoys being around when intoxicated.
If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.

Guy: "dude, that brunette chick from last night rocked!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"

by erkdoodle January 20, 2009

Base Drunk

A drunk applied before the main drinking of the day. Typically applied in the mid-afternoon, it allows for an easier to attain and more sustainable drunk later in the day. Can also be used to save money at expensive bars.

Hey man, want to lay down a base drunk before the party tonight?

by GregDDC October 9, 2008

Dave Drunk

Dave Drunk occurs when you have consumed alcohol to the point that you can no longer maintain the slightest level of social interaction. Common with anyone named Dave. Cause can be associated to actions such as chugging a bottle of Fireball.

Dave: Dude, what happened last night, I woke up on in my room with my boots on. Last I remember is nose diving into the fire.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.

by beersforyou February 11, 2010