Ding

A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.

(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"

by dingmaster January 12, 2010

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Whoop Ding

Usually of female origin slightly unhinged, not far of being a banshee.

My best friend is crazy, my husband says she’s whoop ding..

by Whoopding May 14, 2021

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Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

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Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019

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ding bop

When you're not entirely too sure about what to say but you feel the need to say something but don't want to say anything that would put you in a spot so you just say Ding Bop.

Callahan asked Clarence how he'd been, Clarence's response was, 'Ding Bop'.

by Colin Medler November 28, 2020

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