dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.

Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆

by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016

Dildo Man

A person whose peis is a dildo

Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*

He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."

by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body

"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"

by loliknow April 25, 2014

dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

2. |

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"

by laddrink November 6, 2022