1.the feeling of dissillusionment in organized religion once one has broken or injured his index finger within the confines of a church, or any religious institution.
2. the compensation for having a dead finger by wearing obnoxiously large diamond rings on said finger. also see: napoleon complex.
3. the tingling uncomfortable yet restless feeling one gets from over exertion of index finger.
4. any injury caused to a finger due to a mechanical mishap, where the flesh of the finger becomes deadened while still attached to the hand. often a result of work related injuries. the working class are particularly succeptable.
5. the act of blarting on one's finger while performing the shocker. this by no means indicates the discontinuation of shocker performance, but rather enhances the experience.
6. a secret organization or cult of similarly afflicted brethren. is said to be more widespread than the masons.
7. a term used to describe a finger covered in the over-spray of aerosol paint cans.
8. a finger held in a constantly erect pointing position, immovable and locked.
2. the compensation for having a dead finger by wearing obnoxiously large diamond rings on said finger. also see: napoleon complex.
3. the tingling uncomfortable yet restless feeling one gets from over exertion of index finger.
4. any injury caused to a finger due to a mechanical mishap, where the flesh of the finger becomes deadened while still attached to the hand. often a result of work related injuries. the working class are particularly succeptable.
5. the act of blarting on one's finger while performing the shocker. this by no means indicates the discontinuation of shocker performance, but rather enhances the experience.
6. a secret organization or cult of similarly afflicted brethren. is said to be more widespread than the masons.
7. a term used to describe a finger covered in the over-spray of aerosol paint cans.
8. a finger held in a constantly erect pointing position, immovable and locked.
1. "I've been a dead finger ever since I slammed that door on my pointer finger on the way into sunday school. Fuck God."
2. "Yeah I got a deadfinger. But at least i got a diamond ring on that bitch."
3. "I went out tagging all night and i didnt get locked up, but i got a serious dead finger."
4. "Ever since that circular saw at the shop gave me the dead finger, my work was slacking. So they replaced me with a robot."
5. "Yeah, motherfucker."
6. "Did you see that guy with the black finger, and that huge diamond ring on it? Must be a high-ranking member of that dead finger society."
7. See example #3
8. "Stop pointing at me you friggin dead finger."
2. "Yeah I got a deadfinger. But at least i got a diamond ring on that bitch."
3. "I went out tagging all night and i didnt get locked up, but i got a serious dead finger."
4. "Ever since that circular saw at the shop gave me the dead finger, my work was slacking. So they replaced me with a robot."
5. "Yeah, motherfucker."
6. "Did you see that guy with the black finger, and that huge diamond ring on it? Must be a high-ranking member of that dead finger society."
7. See example #3
8. "Stop pointing at me you friggin dead finger."
by kanklesore October 1, 2006
Get the dead finger mug.referring to his second wife as “dead-eyed” and a “once fair-skinned schoolgirl”.
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Get the dead-eyed mug.Dead beat dad is someone who has fathered children who does nothing to support them or have any involvement with his children. He is one of the reasons we all pay higher taxes for social welfare progams and why some people will rob, rape or murder you because they had one of these.
Bryan wanted to go on a trip with his new girlfriend because of this he missed his childs bday and skipped his child support payment making him a dead beat dad!
by angelinnwok February 7, 2006
Get the dead beat dad! mug.A loosly coined phrase in an attempt to cast all blame on the divorce, kids problems, ex white trash...I mean wifes problems, etc. Of course the ex never had anything to do with any of the marriage problems. Was put through school by the "dead beat dad!" and forgot what she ate or wiped her ass with while she was doing it. The phrase is used in place of "your dad" or "your father" when addressing the children. This is an attempt to cast away all blame on "Mom of the year" and cast all misfortune on "The dead beat dad!". Using laws written in the 1920's and 1930's, perfect moms are able to go to court, get a sizable portion of "dead beat dads" paycheck, give him the honor of being able to see his kids every other weekend, or at the last minute when mama's "going out", then re-enforce to the kids with cute little comments like, "Too bad your dad wont spend more time with you", or "I know, I know. Your dad never has any money". This along with many other factors leaves the child with the impression that almighty mom is perfect and dead beat dad, is just that, a dead beat. I mean really, how hard is it to program a 3 year old when you have them 90% of the time and 15 years to work on them. As time progresses, mom of the year usually ends up being 45 years old, looking like hammered dog shit, 6 kids from 3 different dads (all of course are dead beats). She is drunk by 10am on scotch, but thats ok because she has a nice business that she should really incorporate, because all the checks comming in between child support and alimony is a pain in the ass to keep track of. Of course all her problems are associated with the ex's, kids are hooked on drugs, daily gang bangs, and drink like fishes, but hey, they learned from the best huh?! As her tax writeoffs...I mean income producers...I mean kids get older, this is all they know, so the cycle repeats itself. Of course its all the dead beat dads fault, because the "sorry bastard" never spent time with his kids, and if he wanted to see them more he should have fought in court for the right!
Kid#1 Hey pal, why dont you ever talk about your dad?
Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad! and he only wants to see me every now and then.
Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?
Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.
Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?
Kid#2 Yea
Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.
Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?
Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad! and he only wants to see me every now and then.
Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?
Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.
Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?
Kid#2 Yea
Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.
Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?
by the doner February 12, 2006
Get the dead beat dad! mug.Dads that need to be beat to death because of not supporting their children emotionally, monetarily, or even being a physical presence in their lives.
Congratulations, you haven't sent money to your son in 16 years. You now qualify as a dead beat dad!
by Unbitter von Liarstein February 13, 2006
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Get the dead 90 mug.A 3d fighting game which is yet another ripoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that Dead or Alive caters to the lowest common denominator by featuring female characters with perfect bouncing breasts and plenty of panty-revealing kicks. Basically, the virtual chicks practically make the game sell itself well since, after all, there are plenty of sexually-repressed teenage/college males out there who will never score with a real girl anyway.
I couldn't stop playing Dead or Alive 3 today because I was drooling when I did a 9-hit tag-team combo with the female characters Kasumi and Helena. ^_^
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