1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
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Get the Lmao i aint no custodian mug."You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
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Get the nr eating custard mug.A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
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