Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

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coioni

Modo burbero di nominare i testicoli

Che male,Mattia mi ha tirato un calcio nei coioni!

by Dio grondaia October 24, 2015

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condo

shorthand for conditionality. A term used in policy debate with conditional arguments, such as counterplans and kritiks, but can also apply to some advantages and a plantext. Arguably abusive in debate rounds and a viable 2AR strategy if the negative reads more than five offcase positions that the 2AC can't cover.

I heard his 2AR was a full five minutes on condo bad. Needless to say, the neg's 2NR strat was fucked coming out of that 2AR.

by baudrillard August 1, 2018

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bukakke condo

a condo which is designated for the event of bukakke

if you walk into a bukakke condo you wil witness a female sitting in the middle of a circle of masterbating males revving their cocks for the ultimate ejaculation, aimed in the direction of the females face.

by jenifer macelroy July 10, 2010

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Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.

Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright

by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010

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Wii Condom

Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.

Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."

Dude 1: "Lol!"

by firstbloodstrat August 6, 2009

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