Canadian Condom

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.

Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

irish condom

Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).

Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.

by Richard Postdam August 6, 2007

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

condomer

a kickass skateboard trick that involves a 360 ollie and a 180 kickflip

dude he just did a condomer.

by smokeyjoe08 July 4, 2009