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Caesar Pleaser

A Caesar Pleaser is when you are having intercourse with a women while holding a bowl of plain lettuce. When the man is about to cum he pulls out and finishes in the bowl of lettuce. The man then shoves the bowl of lettuce in the face of the women and yells, "JULIUS CAESAR!"
"Hey Katie, do you want a Caesar Pleaser?" "Sure Elvis, ill bring the lettuce."
by The Ranch Stacker November 1, 2011
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rice cakes

Scary things that get people in the night and also they taste bland
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the rice cakes are getting me" you will start to know a coupke of days b4 you are attacked
by mirrormadness December 27, 2011
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Nobody cares

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.
Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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This is a nickname for other people, typically used for younger siblings and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Is customizable.
You are my honey bunny boo-boo Millie Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa
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You are my honey bunny boo-boo Zoey Zoey zoo-zoo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa
by I_am_Zoey April 14, 2022
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case of whoop ass

When one can just won't do, open an entire 24 can case of whoop ass, and let the ass kickin' begin.
1. Did you see that case of whoop ass Ben opened on Jerry? I thought the morgue would be Jerry's next stop!

2. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!

Go ahead, I got a whole case of whoop ass just setting here, and it has easy open lids!
by Cosmic Prune November 1, 2010
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who-cares-iana

The glorification of stuff that doesn't really matter and you really shouldn't waste your time thinking, let alone talking about.
I just bought The National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, AND In Style. I am hip deep in who-cares-iana.
by Allie April 11, 2005
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cold case file

When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."

Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008
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