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california crisp 

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it
I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious
california crisp by Weezy1800 February 27, 2018

California Cancer Rule 

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!
California Chili Dog by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

California Flip Flop

The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping
Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend

Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!

California weed bush 

When a woman mixes her pubic hair and marijuana in a joint and smokes it through her vagina.
Hey, Susan is so kinky she sent me a video of her doing a California weed bush

California Style 

A male giving oral sex to another male wearing a backwards ball cap, a shirt, no pants or underwear while using their shoes as knee pads
Bryan gave Doug head in the backroom California Style.
California Style by Bigjoe0984 August 30, 2020