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cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
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Cake Tease

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial

she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
by Cheech. July 21, 2022
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Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022
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Cake that Walks

The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake
by Mojavetrejabe August 27, 2022
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Cake by the ocean

In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean
by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022
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Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.
"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."
by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022
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Cake Diet

Ex. Even though it's not my birthday, but I'm always getting cake. I'm on a cake diet!
by DaBoyWay September 19, 2022
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