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The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.
Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...
by Flutska December 10, 2022
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Nakeness

Literally a word that was created by Hajar which probably means nudity but no one really know sorry
"No nakeness today for you"
by Livewithit August 10, 2017
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Naked

you see boobs,pussy n ass or abs n ass n balls n peins
Mmm damm you look amaking naked
by Hunnyismadsexybaby July 3, 2022
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Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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The brain rot started by the mandem group chat to describe our emotions when someone says something really stupid.
Ben do you wear shoes in school?
Idk is that extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein?
by anonymous January 12, 2025
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Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.
Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)
by Pp monster January 28, 2021
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